Ralph here… an ‘ol county boy like me doesn’t much know about computers but the royal family asked me to drop a line so I figure I’ll give it a whirl.
Full Name: Ralph Charles Stevenson
Age: Cut me open and count the rings, ya’ll.
Likes: Fatherhood, farmin,’ eatin’ good food
Dislikes: mosquitos, faulty farmin’ equipment, readin’
Favorite Color: Neon Green
Favorite Song: A rooster’s cock-a-doodle-doo
Favorite Quote: “Get ‘er done”
Your curiosity sparked? Come have some grub with the family and find out more!