Howdy Ya’ll,

Ralph here… an ‘ol county boy like me doesn’t much know about computers but the royal family asked me to drop a line so I figure I’ll give it a whirl.

Full Name: Ralph Charles Stevenson

Age: Cut me open and count the rings, ya’ll.

Likes: Fatherhood, farmin,’ eatin’ good food

Dislikes: mosquitos, faulty farmin’ equipment, readin’

Favorite Color: Neon Green

Favorite Song: A rooster’s cock-a-doodle-doo

Favorite Quote: “Get ‘er done”

Your curiosity sparked?  Come have some grub with the family and find out more!